Puppy Drama

Here is segment of Yalu And The Puppy Room where tough times fall upon our cute fuzzy heroine. How bad has Yalu’s bad luck gotten in her kennel? It is has fallen well beyond the point of silly where visitors are choosing the Chihuahua pups over her. Chihuahua pups! The horror, oh the horror of being an eight week Golden Retrieving puppy dog who has to take a back seat to Chihuahua pups.

How can so many people come to the special place called the puppy room not want a cute brown fuzzy Golden Retriever like her?  What is there not to absolutely love? She has the fully puppy package and is currently the dog on the do not choose list. Once again, sigh.

Will Yalu find a way out of her bad luck? Will she find a forever home so she can be someone special prancing princess puppy? The only way to find out is to become the proud owner of Yalu And The Puppy Room. For the amazingly low price of $2,99, you, kind reader, can have your very own e-book magically delivered from Amazon.com.

Just think of it, when you buy Yalu And The Puppy Room from Amazon.com as an e-book, there is no waiting. Instant gratification can be yours. No driving to a far away bookstore. An e-copy copy of Yalu And The Puppy Room can be downloaded to your computer, smartphone or tablet in mere seconds. You can read this finely written story to someone special. Even better, you can someone special read this riveting e-story to you. Life can take an interesting detour when someone special looks at the great pictures my illustrator created and interpret them to you.

All you, kind reader, have to do is take the all important step of clicking the link below. Be brave, be bold and find out how Yalu broke her string of bad luck.

Yalu's First Adventure

 

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Meet Sue

 

Meet Sue. She is the owner of the Royal Puppy Club—you would not know that unless you looked at Yalu’s pedigree certificate that listed her royal lineage.

Sue plays a central role in Yalu And The Puppy Room. As the kennel’s owner, it is her job to raise, feed, care for, and find forever homes for the puppies under her care. Since the book is written from the point of view of the dog and the dog does not receive a name until the end of the story, Sue calls our heroine Little One and probably calls all the dogs Little One.

 

Sue is the person everyone needs at some point in their life. She offers a spark of hope that things will get better. She is the one who will tap your shoulder and tell you to perk up. I think of her as a mentor who is at the right place at the right time for a special dog in need.

 

There is a moment in the story when Sue and the dog have a victory celebration. Little One has found a family because of Sue’s advice in getting her to stand out from the crowd. I almost wanted to have Sue whisper, “You did it, girl.”

 

Hopefully, the “you did it girl” gets implied in the story. There is only one way for you to find out. Become the proud owner of Yalu And The Puppy Room. For the amazingly low price of $2.99, an e-book for your  reading pleasure awaits at Amazon.com. All you have to do is be brave, be bold and click the the book cover below.

Yalu's First Adventure

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A Yalu And The Puppy Room Short

Welcome to the start of Yalu And The Puppy Room. This is one of the books I am always mentioning at the end of my blogs. Well, kind reader, now you can read all about Yalu’s first adventure. How exciting is that? Oh you will have to read on to find out.

If you have not already, have a listen. That’s me, your humble author narrating. I decided to opt for the mellow, “I better behave while I read this, voice.” There was no need to get silly, not when a whole bunch of drama is about to be unleashed.

“Drama?” you say. “How can there be any drama? Why there is a bright confident Golden Retrieving puppy dog going out to meet a family who wants a Golden Retriever puppy dog. What could possibly go wrong?”

Well, kind reader, a whole lot is about to go wrong in this young dog’s life and none if it will be her fault. Why the two minutes and four seconds of this yarn is but to entice you. I want you to wonder how many more trials and tribulations an eight week old Golden Retriever puppy dog can endure.

How do I know this? Well, I wrote the story and made sure to pack Yalu And The Puppy Room with plenty of peeks and valleys that will make you wonder how a little brown, who only wanted a forever home, ends up. How do I accomplish this? Drama! Lots of puppy dog drama that will leave you at the edge of your seat wondering what happens next.

The only way to find out is to become the proud owner of Yalu And The Puppy Room. Click the book below or the banner to the right and be magically transported through the power of the internet to Amazon.com where for the unbelievably low price of $2,99, yes, $2.99!, an e-book with utterly fantastic illustrations can and will be downloaded to your computer, smartphone or tablet. Be ready to be shocked. Be ready to be amazed to find out what happens next, but in order to do so, you must be brave, you must be bold and click that link–trust me, cute times await you.

Yalu's First Adventure  

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Boat Dog

Welcome to boat dog. I found the short video on iFunny. I have the app on my iPad and use the program to find inspiring ideas and to get the “Ha” ones needs during the day.

What does boat dog do? Boat dog sits on a boat floats across a pool. If you are into dogs, the two word lyrics are enthralling, beguiling, riveting, absorbing, engrossing. The video has everything a dog lover needs: a pool, a flotation device, and a puppy dog having a dog gone good time.

If you are a cat person, you will probably look at boat dog and think, “yeaaah” and move on with your life–hey, that is what cat people do. Why do cat people do that? Simple, they know full well that a kitty would never get anywhere near a swimmies pool, yet along into a flotation device and get pushed across a pool. Besides, “boat cat, boat cat, boat cat, boat, boat, boat cat” just does not carry itself as well as boat dog.

Is what I am writing silly? Of course it is, but this is my blog and I can be as silly as I want so there! All I have to do is make sure I am entertaining and that I properly transition to my opening hook to the closing where I discuss what is missing in your life.

“Wait a second,” you, kind reader, might be wondering. “What could I possibly be missing in my life?” In order to have a boat dog, you need a swimmies pool, lots of water, a flotation device, and a dog.

Now all those items might be slightly beyond your budget. If so, you can spend a mere $4.98 and join the unique adventures of a Golden Retriever named Yalu. Yes, friends and neighbors you can be the proud owners of a brilliant written, yes brilliantly written adventure series about a Golden Retriever named Yalu.

In her first adventure, Yalu And The Puppy Room, Yalu wants to find a forever home and runs into so many troubles–more troubles than any dog should have to endure. In Yalu And The Stinky Stink, Yalu meets a skunk and discovers why a puppy dog should avoid such critters. Enough of me yapping, time for you, kind reader to take action. Be brave, be bold and click those banners on the right.

 

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Puppies Going Down A Slide

What could be more exciting than a puppies going down a slide? Let me give this concept some thought. Humm, lots of puppies + slide = cute. Okay, I am back. After some serious deliberations, there is nothing better than puppies going down a slide.

This video was exciting enough to get Mr. Wesley, the resident Golden Retriever, to get up and take a look at the computer during the puppy action. That was a first. Mr. Wesley has always had little regard for anything coming from a computer. Computers and the internet as a whole take away the most important undertaking a people person can do, give him attention. The people person commentary from the video must have motivated him enough to get up from the floor and sit next to me.

Imagine being one of those puppies sent out on a job interview. You go to a special place to meet a family and you have got the full puppy package going on, you a cute, brown and furry. The family even wants a Golden Retriever, which you happen to be. What could possibly go wrong?

Well something terrible goes horribly wrong and the only way you, kind reader, can find out is to become the proud owner of Yalu And The Puppy Room. Within this action packed … What’s that? You want the book right now? Well good news, through the modern miracle of the internet, all you have to do is click the banner to the right where you will magically be transported to Amazon.com where for the stunningly low price of $2.99, an e-book copy of Yalu And The Puppy Room can be immediately downloaded to your computer, smartphone or tablet. How’s that for immediate service. Instead of me going on and on about how wonderful the book is, you can be brave, be bold and find out for yourself and find out how a Golden Retriever overcomes rejection and finds a forever home.

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Meanwhile, Outside The Dog House

Meanwhile, Outside The Dog House

Meanwhile, Outside The Dog House

How does a puppy dog get outside the dog house? Mr. Wesley does so with a little help with his unc. This Golden Retriever puppy dog starts his day by waking up and giving his unc those puppy dog eye saying he needs to go outside. So what happens? Storming down teh stairs at full speed. He and his unc go outside and he, Mr. Wesley that is, and does his doggie business.

Now if all goes well, there will be playtime outside. Sometimes, well a lot of time, his unc does not understand and they go to the backyard.

When they go inside, Mr. Wesley needs his unc to get some cheese because he, Mr. Wesley that is, has a whole lot of whining and places his chin on the side of his unc’s chair. Flashing the puppy dog eyes will work, it just take time, sometimes a whole lot of time. When his puppy trick does work, then a trip to the basement occurs with a door opening up to the magic of the backyard.

What happens in the backyard? Why double secret ball which is the best most wonderful thing a puppy dog like Mr. Wesley can do. Double secret ball in the backyard involves a whole lot of run, run, run at full speed. Think of a horse galloping by when Mr. Wesley go after a thrown ball.

The only problem would be the a certain Golden Retriever puppy dog gets tired. When that happens, he goes after the closest ball instead of the one thrown. Getting the closest ball twice means Mr. Wesley needs to go inside and take a break, rest, then they find a way of getting back outside for more double secret ball action.

How can life get any better than being outside the dog house? Why reading a good book. Here’s an idea, read an exciting story about a puppy dog looking for a forever home to someone special or better yet, have someone special read such a story story to you.

Yalu And The Puppy Room has a whole lot of excitement packed within a wonderfully illustrated pictures. You, kind reader, will laugh, you will cry, you will wonder why, WHY does such a puppy dog get neglected for so long. Drama! Sheer drama is the answer. Be brave, be bold and find out what happens next with Yalu And The Puppy Room. 

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So There I Was…

So There I Was

So There I Was

So, there i was, being cute brown and fuzzy, laying on the carpet in my unc’s bedroom having sweet puppy dog dreams of eating Pupperoni sticks. That was when my unc wakes up. He tells me we are going outside so naturally I get all excited by running around in circles. I run, run, run down the steps with my unc following. He opens the door to the basement and I run, run, run downstairs.

Unc opens the door and I charge outside. A ball get thrown. I run, run, run after the thrown ball enjoying every moment of the chase. I get the ball and only bring it back part of the way because I want my unc to get his exercise too. Well, my unc has another ball that he throws. I go run, run, run after the thrown ball.

I have a great deal of fun playing double secret ball in the backyard with my unc. He throws, I sort of fetch. My unc then calls me, “a somewhat Golden Retriever” and says I should bring the back to him. That is not how I play double secret ball. Unc needs to do some walking. I do a whole lot more running around the back than he does.

Then, when I get tired, I sit on the grass and take a rest. That was when my unc takes out a folding chair and reads a book. What do I do? I sit next to my unc panting and when I feel rested, does my unc want to resume double secret ball? No, he keeps reading his book. I have no idea why books are so important people. Can my unc pet a book? No! Can he play double secret ball with a book? No! All books have are silly words and pictures.

Now I am supposed to tell you, kind reader, about two books my unc wrote about a puppy dog like me named Yalu. I have never even met this Yalu puppy dog, but she was a smart Golden Retriever like me I guess for books, they might, might mind you, be interesting.

Find out for yourself by clicking on the banner to the right and becoming the proud owner of Yalu And The Puppy Room and Yalu And The Stinky Stink. Be brave, be bold and find out why this Yalu puppy dog is so dog gone interesting.

Yalu's First AdventurePage 01 Book Cover with words

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Puppy Dog Fun

Puppy Dog Fun

Puppy Dog Fun

What is fun for a puppy dog? Playing! When is the best time to play with a puppy dog? Always! Playing is the second best thing a puppy dog does. In case you are wondering being cute is what a puppy dog is best at being. Meanwhile, back to play.

When you have a puppy dog, entertainment is always in high demand. They do not read books. They do not play computer games or watch TV. What can you do with a puppy dog? Walkies are nice, but ball is better.

A little known puppy dog saying is: have ball will play. Puppy dogs love chasing a ball. Chasing a ball is more fun than anything a people person can imagine. What do you do after throwing a ball? Have the dog get the ball, bring back the ball and then you, the people person, throw the ball again. Repeat, repeat and keep repeating until the puppy dog has to sit down and do a whole lot of panting–panting is how you know a puppy dog is having fun. Allow the puppy dog some rest and then throw the ball again. Keep going until heavy puppy dog panting takes place.

Wow ball throwing can be pretty dog gone fun. Wonder what else can be as fun as throwing ball? Get big dog rope, not a little puppy rope, but a big dog rope. How does a people person play big dog rope with a puppy dog? First, one needs a puppy dog. Next, a big dog rope. Finally, room to play.

What else can you, kind reader, have fun doing? Why you can become the proud owner of Yalu And The Stinky Skink. Get ready to find out what a puppy dog does when waiting for her people to come home to her puppy palace.

Learn how exciting a puppy petting party can be. What is a puppy petting party? You will just have to find out. How can you find out? There is a banner to the right which when click will magically transport you to Amazon.com where your e-book awaits for the stunning low price of just $2.99. Be brave, be bold and get ready to enter the wonderful world of Yalu.

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Waiting For People

Waiting For People

Waiting For People

Waiting for people is the most boring thing a puppy dog does. One can take a nap and dream of getting petties, going for walkies or car rides, but that is not the same as doing. Puppies live in the now! As in, let’s play, right now. Pet me right now. Later things can be done … well later.

What do people do that keep them away from their puppy dogs all day? Dog wonder about this all the time. One minute in people time equals seven minutes in puppy time. When there is a dog who has the patience of say, a puppy, waiting for people takes up a very large chunk of a dog’s day.

You know what every dog needs? Every dog needs a personal puppy entertainer. That would solve a good many puppy issues. Imagine how much better the world would be if puppy dogs had such a service.

The personal puppy entertainer could do lots and lots of fun stuff like play ball. Playing ball would get a puppy running and a tail wagging. There could be petties whenever a dog deemed it necessary and petties is an essential part of a dog’s day. Think of it as coffee. Pop quiz; Is there ever a bad time for petties? That was a trick question because there is never a bad time for petties. Meanwhile, back to our story.

Personal puppy entertainers could work in shifts. They could work in groups just so long as there is puppy interaction with people whenever the puppy wants. Personal puppy entertainers could be young people, old people, tall people, short people, even (Gasp!) cat people.

Think of all the problems that could be solved if there were personal puppy entertainers. There are too many to list. Let’s just say the world would be a much better place for puppies.

After getting out that great idea, I almost forgot to advertise one or both of my e-books–I tend to do that when I get passionate about an issue such as the personal puppy entertainer. Go ahead and take a look at one or both of my e-books at Amazon.com–you are allowed sneak peaks. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll wonder how a little brown dog named Yalu managed to communicate so many great ideas to me. Take that big step. Be brave, be bold and find out why Yalu is so wonderful.

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